2 weeks since the last cast, I find myself wondering what happened to science, what Kirk Cameron thinks of global economic policy, and I am divorcing myself from the Real Estate industry at large. Special thanks to my homie Scott Carden for loaning some new equipment to the cause. Go listen to his podcast.

episode 11 | it’s a wonderful ham
Topics covered this time really cover the proverbial gamut. I explain why the best movies are Christmas movies, ideas that can incorporate mobile devices into more facets of daily life, and how if you are tweeting political stuff, chances are you shouldn’t.

episode 10 | frankenstein’s hamster
A romantic Valentine’s Day recipe featuring misappropriated taco seasoning, the Lunchbox Gestapo, and the only viable candidate the Republicans can run is a surgical combo platter named NewtMitt Gromnich.
episode 9 | the gingerham saga
Topics: you can’t regulate internet guns, lightbulb litterbug, and the ongoing phone saga goes on; hence it’s ongoing nature. I was going to write more and post some pictures, but I feel ill and have a hankerin’ for bed.

episode 8 | instaham
Topics covered in this stellar episode: brushes with racism, how the Super Bowl taught me that Madonna is the Jesus of Twitter, and my near-complete bliss with an inferior phone.
episode 7 | the princess ham
Slowly making progress on the audio issues. Topics covered this time: why my disdain for racism might mean suicide in case of wrongful accusations, the State of the Union address, and my Samsung Galaxy Paperweight.
episode 6 | optimus ham
Okay. Apparently bad audio is becoming a theme of my podcast. This time, I was playing around with filters to clean up the recording. Instead of hitting “save as”, I hit “save” – thus ruining the original recording. I spent about a day trying to fix it. The result: it sounds like the Transformers are [...]

episode 5 | the empire strikes ham
I could have easily burned a Star Wars reference with “Episode IV – A New Ham”, but that would’ve been too easy. I am so close to getting the audio on these things to sound somewhat decent…it’s a race against losing audience. Topics include a review of Ice Cream Sandwich (of course), income inequality, and [...]
and a hammy new year
The audio starts less-than-perfect, and gets terrible at the end. Not sure what happened, but I suspect that the hamster in my computer ran outta steam. Hope you can deal.
hamdroid the long ham-mer
First attempt at doing this all the way through in one shot. Topics include android (of course), drug policy, the prison system, and auto-correct fails. Oh yeah, and I hate Christmas music.


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